Not MY CHILD! Monday

My baby does not turn one year old today. A year has not flown by, and she is still a tiny little infant, certainly not on the brink of toddlerhood. (So don't check back for the birthday video I've been working on for her!) Yesterday Eloise did not hand me something, saying, "Here you go, Mom." The item did not appear to be the tip of a fingernail, and when I asked her where she got it, she did not tell me, "From my foot. I bit it off." That would be disgusting! My little Evie is not about to start kindergarten. Just as Audrey is still a tiny baby, Evie has to be barely a preschooler, not a big girl who can read! Please play along! This week MckMama is running Not My Child! Monday, or you can simply do a Not Me! Monday. Have fun! ***UPDATE*** Audrey's video is up and running, and you can check it out here!


  1. This is VERY funny!!! :) Miss you guys!

  2. Yum!! Tonails!! I think all kids do that!!

  3. Ew! Eloise!!! Why am I so not surprised. LOL.

    As for Evie... just think- had her birthday been days earlier, she'd be starting FIRST GRADE this year!!! (She's smart enough to be in first or second or third grade already!)

    Happy birthday Little Miss Audrey. :)

    I'm looking forward to the party on Saturday that is mostly for Audrey... but I won't forget the little note inside of the card that says that we're going to celebrate Evie too. ;)

    Love you, Sista!

  4. One year old!! Awww! Happy birthday!